PRESS RELEASE: PLEASE TAKE CAUTION.
THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:
In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of horses. This substance, called "Amobacter Equuii" has been linked with the following symptoms in females:
*Reluctance to cook, clean or do any housework
*Reluctance to wear make-up, nice clothes or heels
*Reluctance to spend money on home or car repairs until after "Baby has new shoes, pad, blanket, tack, grain, hay and supplements"
"Amobacter Equuii" usuall results in long hours away from home and exhaustion which may lead to a loss of physical contact with other humans (especially husbands).
"Amobacter Equuii" is thought to be addictive, driving the need for additional sources - this may lead to a "herd mentality" or, like the ptato chip commercial, "you can't have just one".
BEWARE! If you come in contact with a femal human infected by this substance, be prepared to talk about horses for hours.
SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Horses are expensive, addictive and may impair the ability to use common sense.
"Amobacter Equuii" is usually found in females but can occasionally infect males as well.
Until next time.......Happy Trails.
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